my case, but I would imagine they get to know all sorts of stuff, so C.A.B. personnel are probably also trained to be very discreet.

Finally, as is usual at this time of year, there are lots of posters to display. Some may not get the time they demand, but should appear at some point before the event they are advertising.  Village notices always have priority, of course. (Did that missing cat ever turn up, I wonder?)

P. Crossland (Clerk)

Quick Wit

How can you get four suits for a pound? - Buy a deck of cards.
What do you do when your chair breaks? - Call a chairman.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? - Bugs Bunny.
What can you hold without ever touching it? - A conversation.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air? - A dead centipede.
What's round and bad-tempered?  - A vicious circle.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? - She ran away from the ball.

What clothes does a house wear? - Address.

The Brain Teaser (Answers from page 11)

1) It's impossible. If you average 30 mph for half your journey, then you have already taken up the time that it would take to average 60 mph over the total distance

2) Quite simply, give one of the children the bag containing the last
apple.

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