addition to that is that neighbour disputes involving high, leylandi-type hedges will be treated under that legislation.  A "hot potato" at the moment is valuables in cars, about which there was also a poster.  Also, people may like to make a note of a new number for Hessle Police Station: 0845 6060222.

For anyone interested in a Patient & Public involvement scheme for Yorkshire Ambulance Service, a poster has been (or will be) displayed, and I have a couple of leaflets.  Also about ambulances is the news that they will no longer be automatically sent to 999 calls for "minor ailments such as cut fingers or stubbed toes."  Not that anyone in Rudston would do that, of course!

I believe I mentioned small Grants available to local organisations.  Well, I see that Rudston Table Tennis Club have been successful in obtaining one.  Maybe they will tell us something about themselves? (Unless they already have and I missed it - apologies if that is the case).

P. Crossland (Clerk)

Quick Wit

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

The Brain Teaser (Answers from page 15)

1) The two cars took one minute to collide, so the fly travelled two miles. One minute at 120 mph.

2) The next letter is "E". The sequence is One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight.

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