talking about the sort of catastrophe which usually only occurs in T.V. "Soaps", but you never know.  So, as a reminder and to inform newcomers, the point chosen was Pete Gray's Garage. (This item included following a recent letter from Humber Emergency Planning Service).

Hope I'm not treading on Neighbourhood Watch toes now, but I am to highlight the current campaign on motor car security.  This thing about taking your car keys to bed with you, you know. (Something else to think about in those few minutes after you get into bed - did I do so-and-so - did I switch off so-and-so?) Anyway, a poster was dutifully displayed.

If anyone has concerns about the new Countryside Rights of Way Act, it may be of interest to know that each Parish Council member has a copy of a simplified paper on the subject.  It is stressed that it is NOT a "right to roam".

P. Crossland (Clerk)

Quick Wit

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. Apparently the crew were marooned.

Why do some workmen have see-through Tupperware lunchboxes?
So they know if they are going to work or going home.

Did you hear about the magic Tractor?  It turned into a field.

The Brain Teaser (Answers from page 13)

1. Five, it takes one spider five minutes to catch one fly, therefore one spider can catch twenty flies in a hundred minutes.