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I went to the airport. I had three pieces of luggage. I said that I want this piece to go to Italy, this piece to Barcelona, and this piece to Paris. The airline rep said, "We can't do that." I replied, "Well, why not, you managed it last week" One liners Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Captain Kirk into his transceiver “Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.” |
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The Brain Teaser (Answers from page 15)1. It lands on the ground 2. 7, he makes 6 cigarettes from the butts that he found. After smoking them he has another 6 butts that he can roll one more cigarette from. |
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