the former recently, I failed to get one up about a Concert in September.  So, in case the same situation arises in October, here is advance notice of a Show called "Down Memory Lane" (familiar place to some of us!) featuring "Songs from the 1940s and 50s".  It is to be held at the New Rink Social Club in Driffield on Wednesday, 2nd November, at 2 p.m. Tickets cost £4 from E.R.Y.C. Customer Service Centre, Driffield, phone 01377 255556.  Music ranges from Cole Porter and Glenn Miller to Lonnie Donegan, The Everly Brothers and Pat Boone.  Sounds great, but can you get "in the mood" for an afternoon show?

The next parish council meeting is as scheduled in August - on 12th October.

P. Crossland (Clerk)

Quick Wit

Did you hear about the boarding house that blew up? Roomers are still flying.

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. Apparently the crew were marooned.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

What's green, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you? A snooker table.

Do you want to hear the joke about the bed? Well you can't, because it hasn't been made yet.

What's the difference between the Government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

The Brain Teaser (Answers from page 15)

1) Right turn North, About turn, South, Left turn, East

2) A hour glass - it has thousands of grains of sand.

3) 200 - If you got 50, remember - 10 divided by 1/2 is 20

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