Did you have to wait an 'unreasonable' length of time? Yes No
What is your connection speed? 512kb 1mb 2mb
Not on broadband
Have you made enquiries about getting a broadband connection? Yes No
Have you been told by BT that your line won't currently support a broadband connection? Yes No
Have BT explained why? Yes No
Have they offered a solution to your connection problem? Yes No
You may copy and paste the survey into an email and send to: rudstonnews@aol.com, or pop it through my letter box at: 6 Nightingale Row, South Side Lane.
If you wish to expand on any of the above points, please feel free to do so.
Editor
Quick Wit
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.
A husband said to his wife "Get your coat on love, it's time to go down the pub". She replied, "But you NEVER take me out". "I'm not," said the husband, "but I'm turning the heating off before I go."
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
